• WE WON B150 Vibeathon (Marketing Category)!!! 14 Countries applications. Jury: Perplexity, N8N, ElevenLabs, Vercel, Kiro, Flodesk, Base44, Freepik

  • WE WON B150 Vibeathon (Marketing Category)!!! 14 Countries applications. Jury: Perplexity, N8N, ElevenLabs, Vercel, Kiro, Flodesk, Base44, Freepik

  • WE WON B150 Vibeathon (Marketing Category)!!! 14 Countries applications. Jury: Perplexity, N8N, ElevenLabs, Vercel, Kiro, Flodesk, Base44, Freepik

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POKPOK MANIFESTO

The Truth is expensive. Fight back

#On-Demand Intelligence

STABLE CONDITION

#PDP VS WWW

01 // THE SCAN: SINGLE PDP DECODED

Indie Brands Guess. Enterprises Know.

The world of e-commerce intelligence is broken.
Indie DTC founders are being sold agency fluff and guesswork based on "battle-tested" strategies from a battle that ended two trends ago. The result is expensive strategic ignorance: failed launches and wasted ad spend.

02 // WHY YOU SHOULD CARE
The Problem: Multiple Brand Personality Disorder
THE DIAGNOSIS

We are (unpleasant)
Brand Truth Tellers. No B.S.

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Big brands don't win because they're clever. They win because they know what's broken and you don't.
We PokPok your PDP 'til the truth spills out. Same intelligence enterprises pay $15K for. You pay $150. No lite version. No dumbed-down dashboard. The exact same receipts.

Website = Who you pretend to be
Guidelines = Who you think you are

E-commerce PDP = Who customers meet

ENTERPRISE RATE

$15,000+

6 weeks. 5 competitors sampled. Agency markup included.

POKPOK RATE

$150

Same depth. Current data. 15 leaders analyzed. Zero bullshit.

02 // WHAT WE BELIEVE
PokPok Manifesto

Five principles. No negotiation.

1

OVERTHINK. NOT OVERSPEND.

We don't run more ads to fix a broken page. We fix the page.

2

NO SAMPLING. NO GUESSING.

Frameworks are useful. Real data is better.

3

NO FLUFF. NO EGO. NO BIAS.

We don't run more ads to fix a broken page. We fix the page.

4

NO FUCKING CORPO APPROACH.

Agencies love "battle-tested" strategy. The battle ended two trends ago.

5

AI IS JUST A TOOL.

Know-how is in understanding real market needs, not "UI on GPT".

Nobody in their right mind would compete with Enterprises

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03 // THE PROOF

We don't measure success.
We measure COMPLETENESS and TRUTH.

REVIEWS

What customers actually say. Not sentiment scores — actual complaints and praise. 100% coverage, no sampling.

CONTENT

What's missing from your page. Not what converts — what EXISTS or doesn't. 50-point diagnostic check.

BRAND

What story your page tells. Not what works — what it SAYS versus what you MEANT. 17-criteria alignment scan.

04 // SUBSCRIBE

Stop guessing. Start knowing.

One email per month. The PokPok Monthly Intelligence Briefing — scores, signals, and uncomfortable truths about your competitive landscape. Free during beta.

No spam. No dashboards. Just the diagnosis.
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● POKPOK BRAND THERAPY™

Truth is the ultimate cure.

We dissect brands to their molecular level, exposing the gaps between perception and reality. Your diagnosis is just the beginning.

#JOIN THE <TRUTH SEEKERS CLUB>


Get weekly and monthly intel on the brands flying under the radar today — before they become tomorrow's bestsellers.

NO B.S.

POKPOK PROUDLY
SUPPORTED BY:

© 2025-2026 POKPOK.AI OPERATED UNDER LEGAL NAME VIKTOR KONOVALOV XCLV BRANDING. TAX ID PL9512416719

● POKPOK BRAND THERAPY™

Truth is the ultimate cure.

We dissect brands to their molecular level, exposing the gaps between perception and reality. Your diagnosis is just the beginning.

#JOIN THE <TRUTH SEEKERS CLUB>


Get weekly and monthly intel on the brands flying under the radar today — before they become tomorrow's bestsellers.

NO B.S.

POKPOK PROUDLY
SUPPORTED BY:

© 2025-2026 POKPOK.AI OPERATED UNDER LEGAL NAME VIKTOR KONOVALOV XCLV BRANDING. TAX ID PL9512416719